Bait

31 Jul 2013

Thanks, but no thanks.

Love your profile, madam. You are the sexiest subset of your gender: self confident woman. You are also your own hero which too is sexy as all get out.

Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion…out for drinks and dinner.

You are totes adorbs, don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I wish you well on your journey, may some tall, hirsute, enlightened hillbilly in gingham take you away in his General Lee. [FYI: My profile references Dukes of Hazzard]