How To Impress

11 Jul 2013

One liners and the like that really know how to reel em in.

Source: First time messages in my OKC inbox.

“Sup Beautiful.”

“iwannameetu Danny diggsya”

“thank you for making me smile this morning.”

“I like your profile. I’m past the wooing stage on okcupid-cleverness nor charm seem to elicit girl-crazy lust for me-you just look cool. Entyway, I don’t expect a reply, which is totally fine. Didn’t want one. ;)”

“Hey, how are you? Great pics and profile! Let’s chat. Tag you’re it!”

“hi how are u doing?”

“How’s your day?”

“Classic pic”

“:)”