The Playbook

26 Jun 2013

Step 1: Tell her your end goal.

I want to meet someone that I can share my whole life with!

Step 2: Tell her your name.

My name is REDACTED,

Step 3: Tell her how to take you up on what you have to offer.

hit me up if you want.

Tie it all together with a profile photo that shows off the chest tattoo of your family crest flanked by the American flag and the giant gold cross necklace you love to wear.